The '
BP Public relations' twitter account is fake and incredible funny. Some random quotes:
Investing a lot of time & money into cleaning up our image, but the beaches are next on the to-do list for sure. #bpcares
Obama wants us to start a liability account to pay spill victims. We'd rather not, but thanks for asking! #bpcares
We are not killing animals in the gulf, we are creating fossils in the gulf. Have a little perspective. #bpcares
Safety is our primary concern. Well, profits, then safety. Oh, no-profits, image, then safety, but still- it's right up there.
OMG This isss ridciulsus. playing a drinking gamee where we drink a shot everytme we seeee an oily birdddd!!! LOL! so wasted!!11 #pbcares
As part of our continued re-branding effort, we are now referring to
the spill as "Shell Oil's Gulf Coast Disaster". #bpcares
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