When Jesus died at the cross he needed 3 days to respawn. What a lag.

eleven comments, already:

irreverent, but pretty funny :-)
now if only he could have convinced judas to stop Team-Killing…
buhatkj - 13 07 06 - 22:36

Gauntlet - 13 07 06 - 23:32

90% Will know it but …
Marcus - 14 07 06 - 01:30

hahahaha marcus, sick sick sick.

nice one niko.

but gotta give it to god, he only needed 7 days to program… everything. so thats some development efficiency.
RabidLockerGnome - 14 07 06 - 04:20

dont make fun of jesus,he was fair guy
and some son of a bitches ruined him.
biotech - 14 07 06 - 17:15

How do you know, have you met him?
Thomas - 14 07 06 - 17:46

Im quite sure Jesus had a good sense of humour … And humour includes laughing about yourself ;)
(Speaking for myself i was raised in a christian enviroment and think of myself as a christian.)
Marcus - 14 07 06 - 18:07

“When Jesus died at the cross he needed 3 days to respawn. What a lag.”

See what WoW does to people? Bad bad Blizzard ;-P
miko - 15 07 06 - 20:53

“See what WoW does to people? Bad bad Blizzard ;-P”

Lol i’d rather call it what online gaming does to people lol.
by the way, you should have added a ‘if life were a MMORPG’ or something, some guys might not take funny, although it is.

Lol the God programmer thing is also right XD

By the way, can anybody else respawn?
Trunks14 - 17 07 06 - 01:44

At least he was the first one to respawn, and without his world patch all people would stay dead after their crash!
Andi - 17 07 06 - 17:02

Lol yeah, his patch is very impressive although we haven’t seen it working, by the way i’ve seen some guys using hacks they are able to alter DNA.
Trunks14 - 18 07 06 - 01:16

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