Some Very Short Movie Reviews

Shutter Island: Thrilling movie, watch it! Best film I've seen in the last few months. Don't watch any trailers or reviews before going there.

The Book of Eli: Never played Fallout 3? Love stupid, braindead plots? Then you will like this. It appears they wrapped a pseudo-action film into scenes stolen from the Fallout 3 game and added a completely crap ending. Not worth watching at all, in my opinion.

Alice in Wonderland: O come on. Alice fighting a dragon using a f***cking sword!? I've read the original Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and played American McGee's Alice which was very nice, but Tim Burtons version sucked from the beginning to the end. Stupid, stupid dialogs, no irony, no plot, nothing.

Thanks for your attention. :)

four comments, already:

Damn! I hoped the new Burton flick will be better than his last one.
hermitC () (link) - 08 03 10 - 17:52

I liked Alice in Wonderland. Not the best story but the effects and the mood where excalty right and it felt like a real wonderworld. And the cat was one of the best characters in the movie :)
mirlix () - 08 03 10 - 18:11

As I understood it, Alice in Wonderland is not based on the book of the same name but rather on its sequel : Through the Looking-Glass. That’s why it doesn’t fit well with what you know from Alice in wonderland.
Dog - 09 03 10 - 12:31

You know, there actually IS a difference between ranting and reviewing stuff, Niko.

You’ve made enough statements on how you dislike people calling your engines and games “crap”, if I remember correctly. Funny that you do the same to others…

And yes, my post is ranting! ;-)
whatthe - 10 03 10 - 16:42


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